LOLJ-14’s Guide to Harry Styles’ Cryptic Twitter Lingo

Sep 5, 2014 12:00 pm

If there's one thing Directioners know about Harry Styles it's that he has no problem embracing his weird side. When the One Direction guy's not posting incredibly bizarre photos on Instagram or eating bananas on stage, he's tweeting totally weird things on Twitter. Just this morning, he posted a tweet that just said, "The Oooly Toooly."

Since he's the king of cryptic lingo, we took it upon ourselves to decipher exactly what he's trying to say. Click through, then leave your own translations in the comments below.

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Translation: He's love sick — he has a serious case of the "ooly toolies."

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Translation: I don't feel comfortable where I am — this place feels like a "shady warehouse."

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Translation: Don' do that — it's not necessary.

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Translation: I was just singing a Hanson song — it felt like I was in the band for a minute,

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Translation: I just had a proper cry — like the kind you have the first time you've seen Titanic.

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Translation: There are a lot of people yelling right now — scream + yell = screll.

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Translation: I just caught something that was about to hit my head — I have "super hands".

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Translation: I'm falling asleep — hence why I'm rhyming and counting sheep at the same time.

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Translation: This egg looks like my friend Ed Sheeran when I put ketchup on it — the yellow yolk with the ketchup looks like Ed's orange hair.

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Translation: Do not ask me anything that has to do with numbers — I sing, I don't do math.