Noah Cyrus sadly might’ve shed quite a few tears in the aftermath of her breakup with Lil Xan, but now she’s ready to cash in on them. Seriously. The 18-year-old singer has a new line of merch out with the brand PizzaSlime for only 48 hours – and while there are the typical t-shirts, hoodies, sweatpants, and mugs being sold, there’s also a little bottle of tears being sold. As the site says, “approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness,” and they’re being sold for $12,000. Casual.
Noah’s music is super personal – and in her lyrics, she’s not afraid to be open and honest with her fans about how she’s feeling. That vulnerability is why she has such a strong bond with her fans, who she told Refinery 29 were really there for when she was going through her super messy and very public split from her 22-year-old rapper ex.
“Honestly, my fans are my family. I love them so much. They definitely were there for me through a really, really hard time. I owe the world to my fans,” she said.
Well, now they all have the chance to legit own a piece of Noah, via her tears. That evens out to $1,000 for each tear she shed that was collected and saved in this bottle. It’s unclear whether anyone is actually buying the item as of right now – or why Noah felt it was necessary to sell her tears. Fans seem to have mixed feelings about it.
Noah Cyrus is selling her tears for $12,000 dollars. Excuse me?
— Dylan Hawk (@dylanhawk_) September 21, 2018
why is noah cyrus selling her tears
— ريما 🥀 (@greemace) September 20, 2018
Now, we kind of have a hunch there might be more to this story than Noah really just selling a vial of her tears for a THAT amount of money. Her former relationship was everywhere, and a lot of people seemed to have feelings about it one way or the other, something Noah is super aware of.
“You know, you obviously don’t want to let anyone down. I know there are some fans who disagree, as there are fans that [support certain relationships], but you don’t want to let anyone down. At the end of the day though, you have to remember that it is your happiness. You have to do what makes you happy,” she said to Refinery 29.
Well, let’s just hope she is happy and not crying any more tears over her former relationship. Although, those tears cost a lot so maybe crying isn’t really all that bad for her after all…